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Recently
at “24 College Avenue”: State
College sprinter Nicollette Mayle
is competing in Europe but not
nearly as well as she hoped. She
was wondering whether her dreams
of competing in the Olympics were
nothing more than a fantasy when
the Prince of Mubai bought her
drinks at a Paris nightclub and
made her an interesting offer. .
. .
Mark the bike
guide brought the group of
cyclists to a halt underneath a
billboard consisting of a large
photo of an American G.I. on one
side and an East German soldier on
the other. He pointed to a small
hut that could have passed for a
tollbooth were it not surrounded
by sand bags.
“This is
Checkpoint Charlie, the famous
point between the American sector
and East Berlin during the time of
the Berlin Wall,’’ Mark said. “You
may have seen spy movies that
depicted this spot with scenes of
late-night exchanges and drops.
More than 5,000 people – including
East German soldiers – are known
to have successfully escaped over
the wall. Sadly, nearly 200 died
in the attempt. Sentries were
stationed along the wall and they
shot anyone trying to cross on
sight
“It probably
was a little like security for the
World Cup, only the guards were
probably more forgiving back
then.’’
Everyone
laughed. Nearly 17 years after the
fall of the Berlin Wall, armed
sentries were conspicuous in
Berlin again due to the World Cup
finale. You couldn’t go anywhere
without seeing them while getting
near the stadium without a
credential would probably be about
as easy as crossing from East to
West during the old days.
In fact, as
Nicollette laughed along with her
fellow tourists, she didn’t
realize her every move was being
closely watched.
Nicollette
had arrived in Berlin the night
before in preparation for a big
track meet that coincided with the
World Cup. The meet was in three
days but her mind wasn’t on the
race so much as the offer the
Prince of Mubai had made at a
Paris nightclub. In an attempt to
bring publicity to his oil-rich
Middle East country and help him
achieve his dream of landing the
2014 Winter Olympics, he had
offered Nicollette dual
citizenship and a spot on the
country’s summer Olympic team for
2008 in Beijing. He plans to use
sports to bring world recognition,
respect and – most importantly –
tourists to his country.
The offer was
tempting. Nicollette’s races had
been disappointing against world
class competition and she worried
she wouldn’t be able to make the
U.S. team. The Mubai offer might
be her only chance to achieve the
goal toward which she had devoted
the past eight years. On the other
hand, she didn’t feel comfortable
competing for another country,
especially one that so infamously
restricted women’s rights.
Unsure what
to do, she decided to clear her
head by joining the Yellow Jersey
Bike Tour. The tour group was
owned by an entrepreneur in
Colorado Springs and all the
guides were American students
looking to see Europe and make a
little money. It was a little like
Josh was doing as a guide for
Europe In a Backpack.
Nicollette
wondered where Josh was at this
moment. He was supposed to be
leading a tour somewhere in
Germany but knowing him, he had
probably gotten lost and was
somewhere in Bulgaria. Nicollette
hoped that he had at least not
misplaced his tour group. She
chuckled at the thought and shook
her head. Not even Josh was
incompetent enough to lose a bus
full of 30 tourists.
“There’s a
great museum across the street on
the Wall’s history,’’ Mark
continued. “We won’t be going
inside but I highly recommend it
if you want to come back later.
OK. Now we’ll get back on our
bikes and head down
Friederickstrasse, which has
radidly emerged as the Rodeo Drive
of unified Berlin. All the biggest
retailers are fighting for space
on this street. If you didn’t know
better, you would say you were in
the former West Berlin not the old
Communist side.’’
This was
true. Friederickstrasse was indeed
opulent as Nicollette could easily
see while cycling down the street.
What would Stalin say now if he
could see the Gucci, Vuitton and
luxury auto stores in the heart of
former East Berlin?
“And now,’’
Mark said, “we’re turning onto
Unter den Linden, the wide
boulevard that was as famous in
pre-war Berlin as the Champs
Elysee in Paris. This was THE
street before the war, with the
famous Hotel Brandenburg
overlooking it all. Or given the
sordid sex parties that went on in
its secret underground cabaret,
perhaps I should I say, the
infamous Hotel Brandenburg?’’
“What sort of
parties?’’ someone asked.
Mark smiled.
You could tell the group about the
history of the Wall or the
Reichstag or Brandenburg Gate. You
could point out the old Gestapo
headquarters or the site of
Hitler’s bunker but the only
questions he ever got were about
the sex parties.
“Well,’’ he
began, “not to be too graphic but
just about anything you can
imagine. Gay sex, Nazi orgies.
Legend has it, the most popular
attraction was a woman who dressed
up in an SS uniform and savagely
beat her customers until they
passed out in either pain or
ecstasy or both. There was even a
sex show with animals. It’s true.
The hotel owner had a special
relationship with the Berlin Zoo
for the regular loan of the
animals, the most popular, we’re
told, was an orangutan
affectionately name Eva. Or at
least that’s what they called her
until Hitler started daring Eva
Braun. Then they quickly changed
her name to Winnie.’’
Again,
everyone in the group laughed.
Well, almost everyone. Nicollette
noticed two college age girls
frowning.
“All right,’’
Mark said. “We’re going to take a
short break before we continue on
to Brandenburg Gate and the
Reichstag. There’s a coffee shop
across the street where you can
get something to drink or use the
restroom.’’
A dozen
members of the group got off their
bikes to get something to drink
but Nicollette stayed behind to
examine the hotel’s exterior. She
tried to imagine what it had been
like during the ruthless days of
the Nazis.
“Can you
believe he brought up those
stories?’’ someone said. “I
thought this was a history tour,
not a porno tour.’’
“I’m sorry,
are you talking to me?’’
Nicollette said, turning to see
the two girls who had frowned
during the Hotel Brandenburg
anecdotes.
“Not really,
I was just complaining out loud,’’
the girl said. “It was offensive.
Didn’t you find it offensive?’’
Nicollette
had not. In fact, it was the most
interesting part of the tour as
far as she was concerned. But she
didn’t want to argue. “I can see
your point of view,’’ she said
diplomatically.
“Hi,’’ the
other girl said. “I’m Amy and this
is Jessica. Who are you and what
brings you to Berlin?’’
“I’m
Nicollette. And I’m here for a
track meet. I’m a sprinter. I’ve
got a race Monday.’’
“Isn’t that
wonderful!’’ Jessica said. “We’re
here to perform, too!’’
“We’re with
‘It’s A Small World!’” Amy said.
“Have you heard of our group?’’
It’s A Small
World? The old sickeningly-sweet
youth ensemble that traveled the
world singing folk songs and
performing at halftime during bowl
games? “Yeah, but I thought you
guys went Chapter 11 a couple
years ago.’’
“We did but
we’ve restructured as a non-profit
religious group. Now we’re a
fundamentalist Christian group
that entertains while we give
witness. Or is it, we give witness
while we entertain? Well, either
way, we sing and dance and praise
Jesus! There are more than 200 of
us here in Berlin!’’
“Praise
Jesus!’’ echoed Amy.
“Would you
like to be our guest tonight at
our performance? I can get you a
ticket! We do a 30-minute version
of ‘Godspell’ and I’d say it’s
pure magic but that would be a sin
of pride. But it really is
wonderful! And afterward we can
tell you how to make Jesus Christ
your personal savior.’’
Nicollette
figured she would rather be a
personal guest of the Gestapo.
“Gee, I would love to, Jessica,
but I already have a commitment.’’
“That’s a
shame. But be sure to watch the
World Cup finale! We’re performing
at halftime!’’
“But we can’t
get you tickets for that! Ha-ha!’’
Amy and
Jessica laughed and Nicollette
smiled politely. “No, I guess
not,’’ she said. “Well, I’m pretty
thirsty. I think I’ll get a water
before the tour starts again.
Would you like anything?’’
“No,’’ Amy
said. “We have our own. I don’t
trust the German water.’’
“We brought
it from America.’’
Wondering how
big their suitcases had to be to
bring water from the U.S.,
Nicollette turned and began
walking across Friederickstrasse.
Good Lord, she muttered, how
jingoistic do you have to be to
import your own water?
She suddenly
stopped and gasped. Directly
across the street was the last
person she expected to see.
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