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Previously
at 24 College Avenue: After months
of rehab on her torn ACL, Jill
Thomas is playing for the
Ljubljana Amazons, a women’s pro
team in Slovenia. She broke up
angrily with her boyfriend, Red
Devils forward Dwayne Patterson,
when he refused to give her a ride
to the airport for her trip to
Europe because he needed to get
fitted for his suit for the NBA
draft. Dwayne was considered a
possible lottery pick but wound up
not getting chosen at all. . . .
NBA players
fly in chartered jets and never
touch a traveling accessory
heavier than an iPod. The
Ljubljana Amazons, on the other
hand, traveled by rail (second
class), schlepping their own bags
from train to train.
“You know the
guys in the NBA have people who do
all this for them,’’ Jill bitched
as she dragged her duffle bag into
the lobby of the Hotel
Brandenburg. “From the locker room
to the hotel room, they never
touch a suitcase. The equipment
guys even pack their bags for
them.’’
“Get over it,
girl,’’ said Jill’s teammate,
Chardonnay Knight. “We’re in the
EWA, the European Women’s League,
not the NBA. And we pack our own
bags and carry our own bags.’’
“Ja,’’ said
Camilia Brabrickavich, the
Amazon’s vending machine of a
center. “And wash underwear in
sink, too.’’
Now there’s
an unappealing image, Jill
thought. Camilia’s damp underwear
hanging in the bathroom. Thank God
Jill roomed with Knight on the
road.
“At least
we’re staying in a real hotel this
time,’’ Chardonnay said, staring
around the gilded lobby. “Look at
this place.’’
It was true.
The Amazons normally stayed in
two-star hotels without
air-conditioning or elevators. The
Hotel Brandenburg, however, was
one of the most expensive and
storied hotels in the world. Prior
to WWII, it was the place
to be seen, its address on Unter
den Linden a block from
Brandenburg Gate was the most
famous in Berlin. Lindbergh,
Chaplin, Garbo, the Duke and
Duchess of Windsor – they all
stayed here. And many more guests,
provided, of course, they had both
the money and the proper contacts.
The Brandenburg was known as a
hotel so reserved that Pope Pius
XII complained about the lack of
excitement when he stayed there.
Others knew better. Anything and
everything could be had in the
Brandenburg’s back rooms and
secret cellar. Its wicked
underground cabaret show was said
to provide the inspiration for the
musical of the same name. The
hotel fell on hard times after the
war, though. First, the allies
shelled it. Then the Soviets took
it over for use as their
administrative base. And when the
Berlin Wall went up barely one
hundred yards from its front door,
the hotel was instantly cut off
from the well-heeled capitalists
required for its survival. By the
late seventies, the building was a
hotel in name only.
And then the
Berlin Wall fell and the
Brandenburg rose again. The wall
was still being torn apart when
the Prince of Mubai purchased the
hotel and restored it to former
glory. Once again, the rich and
famous paraded daily through its
lobby (in one infamous incident, a
rock star dangled his set of
triplets from a balcony for his
adoring fans to see) and once
again, the Brandenburg was
Berlin’s No. 1 address.
“Wilkommen,
Fraulein,’’ the precise clerk said
coldly as Jill and the rest of her
sweatsuit-clothed teammates
approached the front desk. “Hast
du reservations?’’
The question
sounded so much like an
accusation, Jill suspected the
clerk had been an interrogator for
the Stasi, the East German secret
police, before the German
reunification.
“Yes, we have
reservations. For the Ljubljana
Amazon basketball team. We’ll be
staying four nights.’’
The clerk
touched a couple keys and glanced
at his monitor. “Nein, we haff
nothing under that name. A
confirmation number, bitte?’’
“Yes, I have
it right here,’’ Jill said,
bending down to reach into her
bag. She found the paper and stood
up. When she did, she was stunned
by the person standing next to
her.
“Dwayne! What
the hell are you doing here? And
how come you didn’t get drafted?’’
“Yeah, great
seeing you again, too, girl.’’
Jill
immediately felt bad. The draft
must be a terribly painful subject
for Dwayne.
“I’m sorry,
Dwayne,’’ Jill said. “I didn’t
mean to bring up the draft but
what the hell – last time we
talked, you wouldn’t even give me
a ride to the airport. And you
said you wouldn’t miss me because
you were going to be getting NBA
honeys soon.’’
“Yeah, what
happened to that?’’ Chardonnay
added. “Don’t see any NBA honeys
in this lobby.’’
For once,
Dwayne looked humble. “I can thank
your housemate Danny for that.’’
“Danny
Edmonds?’’ Jill asked. “What could
he do to hurt your draft status?
Break your ankle in a game of
one-on-one?’’
“I wish it
was something like that. Nah. He’s
got to go and #$@& up my
reputation.’’
Jill gave
Dwayne a quizzical look, still
puzzled.
“It’s like
this,’’ Dwayne said. “He was so
deep into those Russian mafia guys
with his gambling that the @#&$
told them he knew someone on the
Red Devils who would shave points
for them. Me. No, don’t give me
that look -- you know I would
never shave points.’’
Jill knew
this was true. Dwayne was too
competitive to ever give less than
his best. It was annoying at times
– he wouldn’t let up the slightest
bit when they played against each
other in the driveway.
“I didn’t
have nothing to do with it but
Danny convinced the Russians he
could get me to do it anyway, just
to get them off his back for
another week. He said I would make
sure State didn’t cover the
spread.’’
“And they
believed him?’’
“Probably not
but what did they have to lose by
giving him another week? Maybe
Danny comes up with the money by
then. Or maybe he doesn’t and they
break his kneecaps. Or maybe he’s
not bull----ing them and he does
know someone who will shave points
and it would be like having a free
ATM card for their gambling
operation.’’
“But I still
don’t get it. Didn’t they figure
out immediately you wouldn’t shave
points?’’
“That’s the
problem. Danny told them this
before that game at the Great
Klondike Shootout.’’
Dwayne paused
to let this dawn on her. When it
didn’t seem to register, he
continued. “The game where I
missed a dunk in the final
seconds? The one that kept us from
covering the spread?’’
Jill shook
her head in disgust. “Yes, I
remember,’’ she said icily. “How
could I forget that game? Some
slut sitting near the hoop flashed
her breasts when you drove to the
hoop.’’ Dwayne being Dwayne, he
got distracted enough to miss the
dunk. He thought it was a funny
story but she hadn’t spoken to him
for two days afterward.
“So anyway,’’
Dwayne went on, “the Russian guys
were convinced I was shaving
points.’’
“Oh, no.’’
“Yeah. They
gave Danny another line of credit
and he put it all on the Devils to
beat Tech in the Aluminum Bowl.
And when State lost, Danny took
off, leaving some mighty pissed
off Russians.’’
Jill nodded,
remembering it all, how Danny had
hidden in Jimmy City for months
before the Russians finally found
him just before the national
tournament. The whole affair came
to a head in the lair of Blood and
Muscle.
“Ahem.’’
It was the
front desk clerk loudly clearing
his throat. “Bitte. Has Fraulein
found her confirmation?’’
Jill handed
him the paper. “It’s right here.’’
He took it from her as if it was
contagious. Jill turned back to
Dwayne.
“But how did
this affect your draft status?’’
she asked.
“After the
Russians finally got arrested,
they tried to plea bargain by
offering up a point-shaving plot.
The police didn’t believe it but
they launched an investigation
anyway. Pretty soon word leaked
out that I might be linked to a
point-shaving scandal and once it
did, no team wanted me.’’
“So what’s
going to happen now?’’
“My agent
swears it will be straightened out
in a couple months but that’s too
late for this season. I can
probably sign a 15-day offer sheet
come winter and hook on that way,
but I’m screwed until then.’’
Chardonnay
glanced at Dwayne’s suitcase,
which looked a little too stylish
for a basketball player without
either a pro contract or a college
degree. “That still doesn’t
explain why you’re here in
Berlin,’’ she said.
“I ran up a
lot of debt buying @#$%, counting
on my draft money. Never should
have bought that new stretch
Escalade but it came with its own
hot tub.’’ Dwayne looked at Jill
and shrugged his shoulders
semi-apologetically. He remembered
how much she hated SUVs. “Anyway,
I needed money until my agent gets
this whole thing cool.’’
“And so?’’
Jill asked.
“So I signed
a two-month contract with the
Crenshaw Road Warriors.’’
The Crenshaw
Road Warriors? Jill couldn’t
believe it. The Road Warriors had
once been the world’s most popular
team, performing all around the
globe. Their world famous routine
– high-flying dunks, dazzling
dribbling, ball-spinning trick
plays and 3,000-game winning
streak against their personal
patsy packed arenas worldwide. As
gravity-defying slams became
common-place in the NBA, however,
the Road Warriors routine had
grown stale however and the team
lost popularity.
“Crenshaw
Road Warriors,’’ Camilia said,
very impressed. “Saw play in
Krakow when little girl.’’ She
whistled the team’s famous theme
song, “Round Ball, Round World’’
and mimicked spinning a ball on
her finger.
“I didn’t
even know they still existed,’’
Chardonnay said.
Dwayne
nodded. “They shut down for a
couple months but then a new
investor bought them and
reorganized them last year.
They’re back to they roots now but
with a hip-hop edge. They still do
some of the stunts and stuff but
they also play real games against
real teams. And they spell
Warriors with Z. I guess I should
say we spell it with Z. I’m
filling in for Fat Boy Jonez while
he takes his family on vacation to
DisneyWorld. I play my first game
this week in Berlin.’’
Jill smiled
at Chardonnay, who grinned back
and laughed. Dwayne assumed he
would be a lottery pick and
instead he had a temp job with a
team of basketball clowns. “And
just who are you playing?’’ she
asked.
“You mean
they didn’t tell you?’’
“No.’’
“The
Ljubljana Amazons,’’ Dwayne said.
“Your owner and our owner just
added it to the schedule. How
about that, girl? We’re finally
gonna play each other for real.
Just don’t bring your weak @#&$
anywhere near me or I will make
you pay.’’
“Pay?’’
Chardonnay snickered. “How you
gonna make her pay? By tossing an
ol’ bucket of confetti on her?’’
“I told you,
they don’t do that @#&$ no more,’’
Dwayne said, genuinely offended.
“You should see who we got on our
team. Some big-time college
players.’’
Chardonnay
shook her head and laughed some
more while Jill just stared at
Dwayne. While she was trying to
decide whether to feel anger over
how he had treated her, sadness
about what had happened to him or
joy they were in the same city, to
her annoyance Camilia asked Dwayne
for an autograph.
“Camilia,
let’s get checked in,’’ Jill
snapped. She turned to the front
desk clerk, who was smiling with
satisfaction.
“I am so
sorry, Fraulein,’’ the clerk said
with deep pleasure. “As it
happens, your reservation is at
the Brandenburg Hotel. This is the
Hotel Brandenburg. Very similar
names, very different
properties. I believe you’ll find
your hotel near Zoo Station.
Very near Zoo Station. You may
want to buy ear plugs.’’ He waved
them away dismissively. “And if
you could be so kind to leave by
our side entrance? Guten Tag.’’
“I knew it
was too good to be true,’’
Chardonnay said, picking up her
suitcase.
Dwayne
grabbed Jill’s bag, his hand
touching hers. “Hey, no reason for
you to go. You can stay with me. I
got a whole suite. With a huge
bed.’’
“No, that’s
OK, Dwayne,’’ Jill said, instantly
regretting her words. “I’ll stay
with my teammates.’’
“No
problem,’’ Dwayne said, then
gestured as if using the phone.
“Give me a call when you get
checked in. We’ll have dinner.’’
“Whatever,’’
Jill said.
She
shouldered her bag and headed
toward the exit, trying to ignore
Camilia whistling “Round Ball,
Round World.’’ She glared at
Chardonnay. “They have traveling
secretaries to handle these things
in the NBA, you know.’’
Next:
Checkpoint Charlie
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